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Smoakland Crumble – Do-Si-Do 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Hybrid | 74.56% THC
Do-Si-Dos is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created through crossing the potent Girl Scout Cookies with Face Off OG. Named for the favorite Girl Scout Cookie, Do-Si-Do has a sweet addicting minty cookie flavor that you won’t be able to get enough of. The smell of Do-Si-Do is just as intoxicating as the flavor, with a sweet minty aroma that’s accented by fresh lime and pine. Once you get past the flavor, the effects are just as addicting. The Do-Si-Do high hits you fast and hard with a cerebral rush of euphoric energy that lasts for only a few moments before fading into a happy stoney introspection. As your mind falls deeper and deeper into itself, a warming body buzz will start to wash over you, first moving down your spine before extending through your limbs, leaving you helplessly sedated and completely couch-locked. With these hard-hitting effects, Do-Si-Do is said to be perfect for the experienced user suffering from conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, nausea, and depression. Do-Si-Do buds have conical olive green nugs with bright amber hairs, purple leaves, and a sticky coating of sweet syrupy resin that coats each and every bright frosty white trichome.
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Smoakland Crumble – Green Crack 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Sativa | 82.73% THC
A perennial favorite, Green Crack is a sativa-dominant hybrid that was bred by inbreeding Skunk #1. Green Crack is usually sativa-dominant, but there’s also a less popular indica-heavy version of the strain. Green Crack got its name from Snoop Dogg, though it’s also known as Green Cush or simply Cush among smokers who prefer not to reference cocaine. It has a sativa/indica ratio of 65:35. The high is decidedly cerebral, with a big mood boost and a jolt of energy. This strain spurs creativity and helps patients get things done. It’s most effective in treating anxiety and depression, along with ADHD, PTSD, and migraines. Green Crack has a sweet flavor with tropical and citrus notes. The buds are dense and tight. Dry mouth occurs frequently, while dry eyes, dizziness, and paranoia, happen less often. It’s most common in the Pacific Northwester, California, Arizona, and Colorado. But it can be found almost anywhere else with relative ease. It’s one of the most popular strains on the black market for this reason.
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Smoakland Crumble – Marathon OG 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 78.44% THC
Marathon OG, also known as “Marathon Kush,” is a potent indica marijuana strain bred from a cross of OG Kush. Marathon OG produces euphoric and relaxing effects that may overwhelm a novice consumer. This strain features flavors like lemon, earth and spice. Medical marijuana patients choose Marathon OG to help relieve symptoms associated with stress, anxiety and pain. Fun Fact: this strain was selected for the late rapper Nipsey Hussle, its name a homage to his series of famous mixtapes.
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Smoakland Crumble – Pink Lemonade 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Crumble | Indica | 83.20% THC
Pink Lemonade is a marijuana strain made by crossing Lemon Skunk with Purple Kush. This strain produces calming effects that instantly puts the mind into a haze while radiating through the body. Pink Lemonade smells like fruity, mentholated tea and has flavors of lemon and grapefruit on the exhale. This strain is used by medical marijuana patients to treat symptoms related to focus, stress and depression. Growers say Pink Lemonade comes in small buds that are coated in a generous layer of trichomes atop jade foliage and bronze pistils. In 2025, the Maryland brand Evermore also sells a “Pink Lemonade” strain that is Strawberry Fields x Sunset Sherbet.
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Smoakland Shatterz – Lemon Cherry Gelato 1g
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.1g Shatter | Hybrid | 65.26% THC
Lemon Cherry Gelato is a extremely popular hybrid weed strain with several alleged origins. It could just be Gelato bagseed, aka a between Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies. It can also be a type of Runtz, which is Gelato x Z. Now it is so popular, samples labeled ‘LCG’ surely include a broad range of Gelato, and Runtz varieties. Lemon Cherry Gelato effects include tingly, relaxed, and euphoric. Medical marijuana patients often choose Lemon Cherry Gelato when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, pain, and stress. Bred by Backpackboyz, Lemon Cherry Gelato features an aroma of lime, berries, and citrus with flavors of lemon, and sweet fruit. The dominant terpene of this strain is caryophyllene.
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Concentrates Mix & Match
$60.00Choose any 4 Stiiizy, Chyll, Sluggers, or Smoakland Concentrate flavors for a discounted price of ONLY $15 each.
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Smoakland Black Flower – Chem 4 14g
Original price was: $55.00.$45.00Current price is: $45.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 37.38% THC
Chemdawg #4 is not only a legendary medical marijuana strain, but it is recognized for creating some of the finest strains including OG Kush, Auto Oil, Sour Diesel, Stardawg and even BlueChem. Being an indica dominant strain, it has light green buds that are incredibly dense along with large calyxes. However, it is not covered with many hairs but they are visible at the top of the buds and are dark red in color. The smell of the strain sets itself apart from the rest of the crowd. Not only is it extremely strong, but it has a heavy kerosene and lemony type aroma that is followed by a smell that is quite similar to how skunky pine would smell. When smoking the strain, you will come to realize that it is amazing and has a lemon, kerosene taste with pine undertones. While inhaling the strain, it tastes as though you are inhaling an exotic perfume. The strain has a good high and is a heavy hitter no doubt. However, it is not to be smoked when you have something important to do. But it is perfect for patients suffering from pains, aches, glaucoma, anxiety and stress.
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Smoakland Blendz (5) Preroll Pack – Blue Dream 3.5g
Original price was: $25.00.$19.00Current price is: $19.00.5 Prerolls, 0.7g per preroll, 3.5g total Flower | Sativa | 17.60% THC
Blue Dream is a sativa dominant hybrid, featuring a sweet fruity flavor profile, made by crossing Blueberry and Haze. The uplifting head high leaves you feeling motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard. This is perfect to pair with your favorite dessert. Taste Notes: Fruity, Herbal, Sweet; Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene; After Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative.
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Smoakland Blendz (5) Preroll Pack – OG #18 3.5g
Original price was: $25.00.$19.00Current price is: $19.00.5 Prerolls, 0.7g per preroll, 3.5g total Flower | Indica | 20.50% THC
OG 18 is also popularly referred to as ‘Private Reserve’. Being the indica dominant hybrid strain that it is, it has a kick unlike any other. The buds are dense, thick and extremely resinous. There is no denying that the strain is incredibly sour, in fact it is so sour it will curdle milk instantaneously. As for the taste, it is as sour as it smells but should not frighten you from giving it a try. The strain and its taste are so overwhelming it will want you come back for more, although you should refrain from smoking higher doses. The strain is quite strong overall. It offers a perfect mix of body and cerebral high that will increase focus and concentration. Even though it packs a punch, it does not last as long as you would expect it to last. But then again the finish is not as nasty, it is relaxing and clean without any negative effects or crashes. Its all-purpose body feeling will leave you relaxed, which is excellent for any patient suffering from pains and aches. Even though it is not for the faint of heart, the strain boosts energy levels all the while relieving you from muscle tension and acts as an effective mood elevator.
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Smoakland Blendz (5) Preroll Pack – Super Gorilla Glue 3.5g
Original price was: $25.00.$19.00Current price is: $19.00.5 Prerolls, 0.7g per preroll, 3.5g total Flower | Hybrid | 25% THC
Super Glue, known by some as Tacky Glue, is a relatively balanced hybrid strain, containing approximately 60% Cannabis indica and 40% Cannabis sativa genetics. It is a cross between the well-known Northern Lights and Afghani landrace strains. Despite its name and high level of THC, Super Glue is not related to Gorilla Glue.
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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Ice Cream Cake 14g
Original price was: $55.00.$40.00Current price is: $40.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 25.90% THC
Ice Cream Cake is a rare indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through a cross of the Gelato 33 X Wedding Cake strains. With this bud, the name says it all in the flavor department. Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious cheesy creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke. The aroma is of the same nature, with a light pungent effect to it that’s released as the nugs are burned. The Ice Cream Cake high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat. The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately. Soon after, a relaxing body high will start to creep into your physical form, leaving you falling deeper and deeper into a couch-locked state of sedation before you eventually begin to drift away. Ice Cream Cake is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from depression, chronic pain, insomnia, and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has small dense grape-shaped forest green nugs with thick orange hairs and frosty white crystal trichomes.
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Smoakland Exotix Flower – Skunk OG 14g
Original price was: $45.00.$40.00Current price is: $40.00.Premium Sungrown Flower | Hybrid | 28.91% THC
Skunk OG is a slightly hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the insanely popular The OG X Skunk #1 strains. This dank buds high is very happy and euphoric with clear-headed motivational tendencies that encourage them to be active and tackle tasks that they would normally avoid when not dosing with this bud. This accompanied by a buzzy body high later on that leaves you relaxed, drowsy, and utterly at ease. Due to the potent combination of sativa and indica effects, The Skunk OG is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as mild to severe depression, as well as chronic stress or anxiety disorders. The Skunk OG bud has an aroma of skunky sweet citrus and a taste of sour skunky citrus that sweetens as you exhale. This strain has long dense forest green leafy nugs with a sparse covering of thick amber hairs. These nugs are caked in a thick sticky layer of sparkling white crystal trichomes and syrupy sweet resin.
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